• Gary: Kids?
  • Miranda: Yeah, yeah. Got two. Orlando and uh…Bloom. You?
  • Gary: No no, still single.
  • Miranda: Me too.
  • Gary: You just said you were married.
  • Miranda: Divorced now.
  • Gary: And the kids?
  • Miranda: Dead.
  • Gary: Really? What happened?
  • Miranda: They froze. They froze to death Gary. It’s a funny story actually. Not funny ha-ha but funny in that it’s almost unbelievable. You see, we were on holiday in the Himalayas. Base camp of Everest. And they were just running around in shorts and a t-shirt. And I kept saying ‘put your coat on, you’ll catch your death!’ And they did!
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